It all started with mosquitoes preserved in amber. InGen’s CEO and founder, billionaire John Hammond, spared no expense. Ian Malcolm hypothesised that life would find a way. There was oohing and aahing, followed by running and screaming. And now, years later, those ambitious scientists have done it again and Isla Nublar is a fully functioning dinosaur theme park. Never fear, Starlord (“Who?”) is here to save the day.

With the new park scheduled to open this year, I went on the hunt for 40 Jigantic Jurassic Park T-Shirts which I have no hesitation endorsing… unlike Alan Grant…

UPDATED TO 50 Jigantic Jurassic Park T-Shirts in honor of the 5th installment!
(availability last checked: 23 June 2018)

Add a Jurassic Tee to your World & Wear it to the Park!


1. Philosoraptor

Philosoraptor T-Shirts
(via SnorgTees – $20.00. Also available on kids t-shirts sizes 2 – 12.)

2. Dino DNA

Dino DNA T-Shirts
(via BustedTees – $20.00)

3. Ian Malcolm – Chaos – by tabners

Ian Malcolm - Chaos T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on hoodies, sweatshirts and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Chaos” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


4. Opening Doors for Dummies – by Jeremy Kohrs

Opening Doors for Dummies T-Shirt
(via RedBubble – $25.52 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, tanks and more.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Opening Doors for Dummies” by Jeremy is available on kids t-shirts via RedBubble – $20.94.


5. Clever Girl – by tommoken

Clever Girl - Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. $18.00 Kids T-Shirts.)

6. Jurassic Park – by Naolito

Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Jurassic Park” by Naolito is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


7. Hold On To Your Butts! – by Fanboy30

Hold On To Your Butts Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via RedBubble – $27.65 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, tanks and more.)

8. Dr. Grant’s Paleontology

Dr. Grant's Paleontology T-Shirts
(via FiveFingerTees – $9.99 Adult T-Shirts.)

9. T. Rex vs Jurassic Park – by V1TAL

T. Rex vs Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tanks.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“T. Rex vs Jurassic Park” by V1TAL is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


10. Jurassic Aquarium – by AustinJames

Jurassic Aquarium T-Shirts
(via RedBubble – $24.80 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on hoodie, sweatshirts, tanks and other apparel.)

11. Jurassic Squad – by kowanp

Jurassic Squad T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on hoodies, sweatshirts and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Jurassic Squad” by kowanp is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


12. Free Mosasaurus – by tabners

Free Mosasaurus Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on hoodies, sweatshirts and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Free Mosasaurus” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


13. Unix System Jurassic Park

Unix System Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via 80sTees – $20.00)

14. Triceratops Hunt Club – by Olipop

Triceratops Hunt Club Jurassic Park Tee
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Triceratops Hunt Club” by Olipop is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


15. Raptor Ridge – by Robiberg

Raptor Ridge Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via RedBubble – $27.65 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, tanks and more.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Raptor Ridge” by Robiberg is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


16. Welcome to the Jungle – by Nihat Gokcen

Welcome to the Jungle - Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via Neatoshop – $24.95 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on Kids Tees.)

17. Welcome to Jurassic Park! – by chrisraimoart

Welcome to Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Welcome to Jurassic Park!” by chrisraimoart is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


18. Life Finds A Way – by AustinJames

Life Finds A Way T-Shirts
(via RedBubble – $25.52 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, tanks and more.)

19. Muldoon’s Big Game Hunting – by tabners

Muldoon's Big Game Hunting Tee
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on hoodies, sweatshirts and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Muldoon’s Big Game Hunting” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


20. Isla Nublar

Isla Nublar Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via BustedTees – $24.00 Adult T-Shirts.)

21. JURASSIC-PARK – by iqbalgarint

JURASSIC-PARK T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. $18.00 Kids T-Shirts.)

22. Untamable King – by Adam Works

Untamable King - Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via Neatoshop – $21.95 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, kids t-shirts and more.)

23. Raptor Squad – by Messypandas

Raptor Squad Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via RedBubble – $27.90 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, tanks and more.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Raptor Squad” by Messypandas is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


24. More Teeth J-World – by PrimePremne

More Teeth J-World - Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. $18.00 Kids T-Shirts.)

25. God Creates Dinosaurs… – by Jeremy Kohrs

God Creates Dinosaurs T-Shirts
(via RedBubble – $25.52 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, tanks and more.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“God Creates Dinosaurs…” by Jeremy is available on kids t-shirts via RedBubble – $20.94.


26. Jawrassic World – by tabners

Jawrassic World T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on hoodies, sweatshirts and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Jawrassic World” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


27. Jurassic Park InGen

Ingen T-Shirt
(via 80sTees – $11.95 Adult T-Shirts.)

28. Dennis and the Dilophosaurus – by Peter Cassidy

Dennis and the Dilophosaurus
(via RedBubble – $24.27 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, tanks and more.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Dennis and the Dilophosaurus” by Peter is available on kids t-shirts via RedBubble – $17.94.


29. A nightmare is born – by JCMaziu

A nightmare is born Jurassic World Tee
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“A nightmare is born” by JCMaziu is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


30. Who’s Your Alpha? – by Punksthetic

Who's Your Alpha? Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Who’s Your Alpha?” by Punksthetic is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


31. AmberRock Dino Lager – by JMKohrs

AmberRock Dino Lager Tee
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

32. Jurassic World Guardian – by AndreusD

Jurassic World Guardian Tees
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Jurassic World Guardian” by AndreusD is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


33. UNIX System – by RyanAstle

UNIX System - Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. $18.00 Kids Tees.)

34. How To Train Your Raptor – by spudmunkey

How To Train Your Raptor Jurassic World Tees
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“How To Train Your Raptor” by spudmunkey is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


35. We spared no expense!!! – by hammyclasing

We spared no expense tees
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“We spared no expense!!!” by hammyclasing is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


36. Clever Girl – by binarygod

Clever Girl Jurassic T-Shirt
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Clever Girl” by binarygod is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


37. You’re My Girl Blue – by tabners

You're My Girl Blue Raptor Tee
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“You’re My Girl Blue” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


38. Raptors in the Kitchen – by cloudshadow

Raptors in the Kitchen Parody T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Raptors in the Kitchen” by cloudshadow is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.


39. Nedry Security

Nedry Security Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via TShirtLaundry – $19.99 Adult T-Shirts.)

40. Raptor Trainer – by Tabner

Raptor Trainer Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via RedBubble – $24.80 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, tanks and more.)

Looking for kids t-shirts?
“Raptor Trainer” by Tabner is available on kids t-shirts via RedBubble – $20.94.


41. The Bad Dinosaur – by OktobearDesign

The Bad Dinosaur - Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via Neatoshop – $21.95 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, kids t-shirts and more.)

42. Life Finds A Way – by 80sTees

Life Finds A Way - Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via 80sTees – Adult T-Shirts From $38.58.)

43. JW gyrosphere with Jimmy – by RangerRob

JW gyrosphere with Jimmy - Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

44. Game Over Dino – by JRBERGER

Game Over Dino - Jurassic Park T-Shirts
(via Neatoshop – $21.95 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies, kids t-shirts and more.)

45. Deadrex – by RebelArt

deadrex - Jurassic Park & Deadpool mashup t-shirts
(via BustedTees – $25.00)

46. Jurassic World – by dsaputra

Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

47. Jurassic Aquarium – by DBH

Jurassic Aquarium - Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via Design By Humans – $26.00 Adult T-Shirts)

48. More Tourists Please – by DBH

More Tourists Please - Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via Design By Humans – $26.00 Adult T-Shirts)

49. I Survived – by TrulyMadlyGeekly

I Survived - Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via TeePublic – $20.00 Adult T-Shirts. Also available on sweatshirts, hoodies and tank tops.)

50. Blue – by DBH

Blue - Jurassic World T-Shirts
(via Design By Humans – $26.00 Adult T-Shirts)

Jurassic-Park-Movie-Logo-smallSearching for a Jurassic Park Movie Logo T-Shirt?
You can pick one up via BuyCoolShirts – $19.99 Adult T-Shirts.


When the park opens on June 12, will you be wearing one of these Jurassic Park t-shirts? Let us know what your favourite dinosaur theme is in the comments below!