It all started with mosquitoes preserved in amber. InGen’s CEO and founder, billionaire John Hammond, spared no expense. Ian Malcolm hypothesised that life would find a way. There was oohing and aahing, followed by running and screaming. And now, years later, those ambitious scientists have done it again and Isla Nublar is a fully functioning dinosaur theme park. Never fear, Starlord (“Who?”) is here to save the day.
With the new park scheduled to open this year, I went on the hunt for 40 Jigantic Jurassic Park T-Shirts which I have no hesitation endorsing… unlike Alan Grant…
UPDATED TO 50 Jigantic Jurassic Park T-Shirts in honor of the 5th installment!
(availability last checked: 23 June 2018)
Add a Jurassic Tee to your World & Wear it to the Park!
1. Philosoraptor

2. Dino DNA

3. Ian Malcolm – Chaos – by tabners

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“Chaos” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
4. Opening Doors for Dummies – by Jeremy Kohrs

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“Opening Doors for Dummies” by Jeremy is available on kids t-shirts via RedBubble – $20.94.
5. Clever Girl – by tommoken

6. Jurassic Park – by Naolito

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“Jurassic Park” by Naolito is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
7. Hold On To Your Butts! – by Fanboy30

8. Dr. Grant’s Paleontology

9. T. Rex vs Jurassic Park – by V1TAL

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“T. Rex vs Jurassic Park” by V1TAL is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
10. Jurassic Aquarium – by AustinJames

11. Jurassic Squad – by kowanp

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“Jurassic Squad” by kowanp is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
12. Free Mosasaurus – by tabners

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“Free Mosasaurus” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
13. Unix System Jurassic Park

14. Triceratops Hunt Club – by Olipop

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“Triceratops Hunt Club” by Olipop is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
15. Raptor Ridge – by Robiberg

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“Raptor Ridge” by Robiberg is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
16. Welcome to the Jungle – by Nihat Gokcen

17. Welcome to Jurassic Park! – by chrisraimoart

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“Welcome to Jurassic Park!” by chrisraimoart is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
18. Life Finds A Way – by AustinJames

19. Muldoon’s Big Game Hunting – by tabners

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“Muldoon’s Big Game Hunting” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
20. Isla Nublar

21. JURASSIC-PARK – by iqbalgarint

22. Untamable King – by Adam Works

23. Raptor Squad – by Messypandas

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“Raptor Squad” by Messypandas is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
24. More Teeth J-World – by PrimePremne

25. God Creates Dinosaurs… – by Jeremy Kohrs

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“God Creates Dinosaurs…” by Jeremy is available on kids t-shirts via RedBubble – $20.94.
26. Jawrassic World – by tabners

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“Jawrassic World” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
27. Jurassic Park InGen

28. Dennis and the Dilophosaurus – by Peter Cassidy

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“Dennis and the Dilophosaurus” by Peter is available on kids t-shirts via RedBubble – $17.94.
29. A nightmare is born – by JCMaziu

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30. Who’s Your Alpha? – by Punksthetic

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31. AmberRock Dino Lager – by JMKohrs

32. Jurassic World Guardian – by AndreusD

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“Jurassic World Guardian” by AndreusD is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
33. UNIX System – by RyanAstle

34. How To Train Your Raptor – by spudmunkey

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“How To Train Your Raptor” by spudmunkey is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
35. We spared no expense!!! – by hammyclasing

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“We spared no expense!!!” by hammyclasing is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
36. Clever Girl – by binarygod

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“Clever Girl” by binarygod is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
37. You’re My Girl Blue – by tabners

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“You’re My Girl Blue” by tabners is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
38. Raptors in the Kitchen – by cloudshadow

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“Raptors in the Kitchen” by cloudshadow is available on kids t-shirts via TeePublic – $18.00.
39. Nedry Security

40. Raptor Trainer – by Tabner

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“Raptor Trainer” by Tabner is available on kids t-shirts via RedBubble – $20.94.
41. The Bad Dinosaur – by OktobearDesign

42. Life Finds A Way – by 80sTees

43. JW gyrosphere with Jimmy – by RangerRob

44. Game Over Dino – by JRBERGER

45. Deadrex – by RebelArt

46. Jurassic World – by dsaputra

47. Jurassic Aquarium – by DBH

48. More Tourists Please – by DBH

49. I Survived – by TrulyMadlyGeekly

50. Blue – by DBH

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